First Blog

So I am finally blogging, and this is my first time (I'm a blog virgin), so bear with me. I doubt that anyone but my friends will read this, and they already know that I'm full of shit, so hey, this is nothing new.

A little about me:
I am 27 and live in Ashburn, VA (the definition of subburbia), but work in Georgetown. I decided to do this because so many people annoy me every single day, that I feel it's time to start keeping track. My screenname is kind of a joke- I am pretty much the opposite. For those of you that don't know, an Ashburnite is one of those skinny rich subburban wives of doctors, lawyers, etc. They spend all morning at the gym, while their nannies take care of the children they had so that they could keep a tight grasp on their workaholic husbands (or at least on their money). After the gym they drive their Escalades or Navigators to Starbucks, where they get the most complicated low-fat drink possible, then head off to the pool to make the normal-looking women feel insecure. I, obviously, am NOT one of those women. First of all, I am not married to some rich doctor or lawyer. In fact, I am not married at all. Secondly, I don't have the kind of money that would afford me that kind of lifestyle, and even if I did, I would probably still fight the hellish traffic and go to work everyday.

Anyways, that's a little about me. I haven't yet decided whether I will give the details of my sex life, so if anyone at all reads this and has an opinion, please let me know.