Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Do you guys think that the fact that I co-worker is an ignorant, annoying bitch with a princess complex would stand up in court as the reason I strangled her?

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because I'll do it....seriously.


minijonb 10/11/2006 03:06:00 PM  

Use the Twinkie Defense: a sudden rush of blood sugar made you loose all control of your facilities. It probably will not hold up under appeal, but you might convice one jury to let you off.

Irish Red 10/11/2006 03:22:00 PM  

HELL YA - extreme emotional distress.

Think the 'redheaded temper' excuse would hold up for me?

I think it all depends on one's ability to flirt with the judge :)

Eric 10/11/2006 05:24:00 PM  

I doubt it will stand up but it probably should. I once had a friend say his main goal in life was to outlive Ann Coulter, and I said he might as well just take her out then, what court would convict him

The Husband 10/12/2006 09:58:00 AM  

i just fed spot some more bamboo. i hope you don't mind!

Thomas 10/12/2006 10:55:00 AM  

Can you make a case for self-defense?

Needtsza 10/12/2006 11:15:00 AM  

people tell me "deep breaths"

I say, punch a wall.

Then again, you could just cut to the chase and just beat the shit outta her!

Good luck and see ya on the news ;)

David in DC,  10/13/2006 03:48:00 PM  

In the state of Texas, there's a legal defense to manslaughter charge that, after whittling away the whys and wherefores, amounts to "The guy needed killing."

Or at least that's what they taught me in law school.

Even in Texas 'tho, I doubt the details you list here amount to such a defense.

What if you just order some magazines in her name, to be delivered to her, by name, in the office.

Try "Soldier of Fortune", "Good Housekeeping", "Maxim", "Martha Stewart's Living", "Barely Legal Coeds," and "Oprah".

Revenge is a dish best served cold.
(Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803). He originally said it in French in his 1782 book Les Liasons Dangereuses: "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid.")

Johnny 10/13/2006 04:40:00 PM  

I think mud wrestling would be much better than strangling. Yup. Seriously though it's just work, don't let it get to you.

nicole 10/13/2006 07:48:00 PM  

Wait, are you the evil Barbie or is she?

Loving MJB's Twinkie Defense. Might need to use that one some day soon...

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