5 Things on Your Nightstand

Monday, June 19, 2006

I'm a little swamped at work today (not that I normally blog at work, RT (my boss reads this blog)), so I thought I'd just do this quick meme.

5 Things on your nightstand:

  1. Alarm clock (of course)
  2. lip gloss (something I am never without)
  3. a book (right now it's The Da Vinci Code- finally)
  4. lotion (keep your minds out of the gutter)
  5. my "B.O.B." (ok, now you can go back to the gutter)

Sorry my list isn't very exciting, but feel free to do this on your own.


KassyK 6/19/2006 02:51:00 PM  

1. Alarm clock
2. Butcher knife
3. Astroglide
4. TV Remote
5. Glass of water


I-66 6/19/2006 02:54:00 PM  

Ashy, your BOB is on your nightstand?

Ditto your lube, Redhead.

Ashburnite 6/19/2006 03:01:00 PM  

kassy- haha...you actually made me laugh at loud- my office mate thinks I'm insane now. I forgot to put Astroglide on my list. But dude, a butcher knife??! BHR better watch his ass.

66- yes, it is usually on my nightstand (there are no drawers and if I keep it on the floor next to my bed or on my bed, my cat will start playing with it...and that is just too gross to think about).

Kirsten 6/19/2006 03:08:00 PM  

hey ash...
1. Hurricane lamp
2. Candles
3. Books
4. Jewelry Box
5. Phone

Have a great day at work...talk to ya later..
:)Just me

Mark 6/19/2006 03:12:00 PM  

Isn't it ironic that you are concerned about your cat playing with your B.O.B.???

I guess it is more appropriate that the B.O.B. plays with your...er, cat.

Ashburnite 6/19/2006 03:15:00 PM  

kirsten- a true sign that you live in FL (a hurricane lamp AND candles).

mark- haha...good point. I really don't mind when my bob plays with my kitty.

White Dade 6/19/2006 04:45:00 PM  

A Vibrator isn't exciting?

Raincouver 6/19/2006 05:25:00 PM  

Oooh - I forgot about your boss. Your really, really nice boss that likes to booze it up at lunch. (or am I thinking of another fellow blogger... memory ain't what it used to be)

Uhm, do you think he'd be generous enough to host a blogger lunch?

No need for food. Liquor will suffice.

Ashburnite 6/19/2006 06:31:00 PM  

wd- good point. I guess the vibrator is pretty exciting (for me, at least).

raincouver- nope, you must have me confused with another blogger. granted, both of my bosses are really cool, but neither of them booze it up at lunch (at least I don't think they do)

nicole 6/19/2006 08:07:00 PM  

Oh, this is a GOOD one! Mainly because I can remember these things by heart...

1. Alarm clock
2. Kleenex box
3. Lamp
4. Remote
5. iPod/cell phone/ear piece charger

My list was SO much more riveting than yours! ;)

KassyK 6/19/2006 10:22:00 PM  

HAHAHA...good I'm glad in the midst of chaos we can still laugh at the silly things right? :-)

mgc 6/20/2006 03:17:00 AM  

1. alarm clock
2. burt's bee lip balm
3. celly
4. water & coaster
5. tv remote

borrrring... sorry

Ashburnite 6/20/2006 07:16:00 AM  

nicole- yeah, that lamp is pretty exciting :-)

kassy- yes, I'm glad you can still make jokes. Shows that that douche didn't get to you.

mgc- what, no bob?

Mark 6/20/2006 08:06:00 AM  

I saw this article and remembered your post from a couple of weeks ago about 5 phrases that will get you smacked. I thought you would get a kick out of it. It references your point #2.

OWATONNA, Minn. - A sheriff's deputy is accused of exposing himself to a woman during a birthday party at a local bar.
Deputy Scott Ringhofer is charged in Steele County District Court with fifth-degree sexual misconduct and indecent exposure related to the May 4 incident.
According to a criminal complaint, a woman sitting at a table with Ringhofer at the party said Ringhofer exposed himself after she dared him in jest. Another deputy who was sitting at the same table confirmed the details of the complaint, according to court records.
Ringhofer, who was placed on paid administrative leave, was slated to appear in court Aug. 18.

Ashburnite 6/20/2006 08:32:00 AM  

mark- haha...let me guess- alcohol was involved?

Mark 6/20/2006 08:50:00 AM  

Gee, alcohol involved with someone dropping is his pants on a dare?!?! Do ya' think so?

My guess a fair amount was involved. Or, he is a fan of your blog and had learned it is wrong to ask a woman to show her tits and rather than offending the woman by just asking, he thought he would expose his package first, then ask.

Andy 6/20/2006 08:57:00 AM  

Wanna know what's funny? I lived in New York in since December and still don't have a bed. What do you think the odds are that I have a nightstand?

Ashburnite 6/20/2006 09:26:00 AM  

mark- maybe you're right. I guess I should apologize to him for not explaining that those were my terms, not necessarily every woman's terms. If he had done that to me, I probably would have returned the favor.

andy- 7 months without a bed? good lord, that must suck. What do you sleep on?

mgc 6/20/2006 10:51:00 AM  

come ash, i have 2 bobs - a right one and a left one. duh!

Mark 6/20/2006 10:55:00 AM  

He was charged with sexual misconduct and indecent exposure. I wonder who filed the charges? If it was the woman he whipped it out for, she must not have been too impressed with it. Or, he may have scared her with mass!

On the other hand, maybe the charges were filed by someone else in the bar. In that case, he must have really had mass. i.e. "Holy crap, I can see that from 20 feet away in a dimly lit bar!"

Ashburnite 6/20/2006 11:37:00 AM  

mgc- haha...yeah, I forgot that you guys don't have to buy anything for that!

mark- yeah, I would think that if she was the one filing the charges, it would be because she wasn't impressed with what he had to offer. Most of us would see something huge as a challenge- something we just have to conquer!

NotCarrie 6/20/2006 02:55:00 PM  

Mine is sooooo boring:
alarm clock
water bottle
cell phone (when sleeping)
TV I don't use (ha)
lamp that's not plugged in

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