One More for the List

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

It seems I may be able to add one more ex to the list of guys who meet their "perfect woman" after breaking up with me: Mark. Apparently, (as he felt the need to tell me last night) he thinks "she's the one." Fucking great. Hope she's better at putting up with the games, the lies, and the fact that, almost 2 years after his divorce, he's still living in his parent's basement.

Guess it just reinforces the fact that, even if he decided that he wanted me back, after all of the lies and horrible things he's said to me, I don't want him back. Ever.

On a related note, last night I discovered that one Lexapro, two Tylenol PMs, and almost an entire bottle of wine still aren't enough to cure a depression-induced insomnia.

I'm going to go play in traffic now.

14 comments:

KassyK 8/01/2006 09:44:00 AM  

NO traffic-You know I am feeling you right now just in different situations. The real cure is Xanax/wine/family and friends. AHAHA. And meeting me at HHour to commiserate together at first--and then have a blast like we deserve. Muah-I am so sorry sweetie.

DrunkBrunch 8/01/2006 11:11:00 AM  

My recent ex (we lived together for 2 years) just got back together with his ex, an intrusive b*tch who was very much a part of our relationship. So I sympathize. She can have him, all of him: the lies, cheating, his fat ass and the impotence :)

Living well is the best revenge, girl.

minijonb 8/01/2006 11:22:00 AM  

men are pigs... and we are predictable pigs at that. maybe you need to revisit that girl-on-girl kissing thing again =;-)

mgc 8/01/2006 11:31:00 AM  

traffic is a bad idea! i might have to agree with minijonb about men are pigs. if i say sorry for my kind would that help you feel better? no. i didn't think so.

Kirsten 8/01/2006 12:00:00 PM  

ahhh..the ole playing in traffic, huh?...don't do it...he isn't worth it....you are sooo much better than he ever deserved, and when you stop to think about it, you will remember that....he is an ASS HAT!!!!!

anyways....take care...try a different mix....the HH w/ kassy definately sounds much more fun...go and have fun, cuz like drunkbrunch says...living well IS the best revenge...

We love ya, tho...
:)Just me

DCVita 8/01/2006 01:18:00 PM  

It's not you, it's the heat. It is making everyone f'in delusional and crazy. Heck, it makes me want to go bitch slap everyone that pisses me off (him) and that is normally very unlike me ;P

If your idea of playing in traffic is throwing tomatoes at jerk-offs that cut people off, then go for it. Otherwise, stay indoors- it's hot out :)

Cody 8/01/2006 02:45:00 PM  

Dude, fuck that shit.

White Dade 8/01/2006 03:39:00 PM  

Lexapro...Is that gluten free?

nicole 8/01/2006 10:08:00 PM  

Hopefully you didn't get stuck in one of the 238 overturned truck accidents that happened this morning.

I'm always leery of guys that feel compelled to share their "She's the one" stories unless there's a good reason for it. If he's just blurting it out at you with little provocation then he's probably convincing himself more than anyone else.

Omni 8/02/2006 12:02:00 AM  

Any man so pitiful you do NOT need.

Melatonin will fix your insomnia; most general and drug stores will have it.

mgc 8/02/2006 10:58:00 AM  
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Needtsza 8/02/2006 11:40:00 AM  

I can't even tell you how to sleep given I pass out Only when my body has nothing left to give.

Depression is a real bitch. I'm sorry you have to suffer too.

men aren't pigs, we just don't know any better.

Oh yea. skip traffic. People are such bad drivers, they'll miss you and prolly hit me. I'm depressed but not ready to go.

Save my life.

The Husband 8/02/2006 03:09:00 PM  

thats a lethal combination. better luck next time!

Ashburnite 8/02/2006 08:56:00 PM  

kassy- I could use a Xanax

drunkbrunch- haha....his impotence? damn, then yeah, she can have him.

mjb- if I do, I'll take pics for you ;-)

mgc- you and mjb are definitely not pigs.

kirsten- I'm trying to think more instead of listening to my heart. my head makes a lot more sense.

dcvita- yeah, this heat will do that to you.

cody- amen.

wd- gawd, I hope so.

omni- that's what I keep trying to tell myself.

mgc- thank-you, sweety (I think)

needtsza- I'll refrain, but only to save your life.

carl- yeah, hopefully I can get some sleep.

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