Lazy Day
Thursday, May 25, 2006
It's a lazy Thursday, and I am feeling very unmotivated. So, I thought I would share with you one of my favorite sites. It's called Overworked & Underf*cked. I urge all of you to go take a look. The author, Avatar, posts weekly pictures sent in by some of her male readers- and they aren't of their faces. It's called "C*ckblogging Wednesdays." And let me just say, it definitely brightens my hump day. Although, I will point out that she prefers her men uncut, whereas I am a fan of circumcision. Either way- some of these are truly beautiful.
And for you guys- there is an article which some of you need to pay special attention to: "Care and Feeding of the Excited Vagina." I especially like #6: "Take your time. She's not asphalt and you're not a jackhammer. There's no need to fingerbang like hummingbirds on crystal meth." And there are plenty of other helpful hints there for you guys. *wink wink*
14 comments:
I'll have to check out the advice articles when I'm not at work. With an author name like "Avatar" it has to be good.
mjb- the articles are somewhat safe- and the pics are edited to be SFW; it's just when you click on the pics, you get sent to a page with the full NSFW version.
Just for the record, I have you in bloglines and it looks as though you have it so the RSS feed only shows the first X amount of characters. As a result, the entry ends with this:
"And let me just say, it definitely brightens my hump"
...irony? coincidence? carefully calculated writing?
66- haha....I'm just good like that. I'll have to remember that in the future.
My son is 8. I'm saving "The care and feeding" for him in about 8 more years. Wish somone woulda given me this advice back then. Woulda saved a few girls a lotta trial and error. But they eventually got me trained. :)
I've been a huge fan of her for awhile now, but more people should read her stuff.
I too prefer my men circumcised as well
Circumsion another Jewish invention, coincidence I think not.
david- definitely pass that on to your son- it would make some woman VERY happy.
g-bread- yeah, I've been reading her for a while now...there's some very good stuff on that site.
sammy- just another reason for me to love the Heebs.
"If fisting wasn't negiotated beforehand"
This is funny and insightful at the same time.
Call me old-fashioned, but I haven't ever been in a conversation where fisting was negiotated AT ALL.
Thanks for the 2nd link!
Wow. That was quite helpful. I will skip Wedensdays, though. Thanks anyway.
barry- what, you don't have those kind of discussions regularly? I thought that was part of the usual pre-sex discussion.
WD- come on, you don't want to see "cockblogging wednesdays"??
furtive- yeah, the uncut ones aren't nearly as pretty
ash,
i liked #14. it pays well to be a good listener. i think i am with wd, i'll be skipping wed.
I knew all that stuff already. What I need is an article on how not to sound like a complete dork when I'm talking to girls to try and get them into a finger-banging situation.
mgc- #14 is a great one.
andy- I'm sure you're ok with that. As long as you think you're funny, someone will bang you :-)
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